Brandon and Jared met in college, where they discovered their passion for horrendous films. The two would host “Bad Movie Nights,” where they would watch several duds, eat pizza, drink cheap beer, and laugh at them. Though they are now separated by about 1,200 miles, they’re keeping the tradition alive. But now you have to hear about it.
And they don’t know why you should or would care. “Oh exciting, more basement dwellers sharing their poignant thoughts on movies at the expense of others.” Plus, they’re writing in third person. Probably a bunch of wankers.