‘Twilight’: our top 10 worst moments

“Twilight” is composed of many mediocre moments and characters. Here is our top 10 list:

10. Derek Trucks Vampire

Ok, so I guess his name is actually James or something, but we really enjoy this young ponytail’s mediocre villainy. He decided he was going to take out Bella after smelling her at a baseball game ( totes normal, right?), and ends up getting torn up and burned. Sorry Derek, maybe stick to guitar.


9. Bella’s dad prepares to meet the boyfriend

This is actually a pretty funny moment. But, alas for him, bullets won’t work on ol’ twinkle toes.


8. Pre-steroids Taylor Lautner.

Back when he was still a bit dweebish.


7. Kristen Stewart being awkward

Kate McKinnon did a dead-on impression of Kristen on SNL recently. Somehow she did it better.


6. Edward creeping

Edward Cullen is creepy for 105 percent of this film. Sure, R -Pat is a looker, but Edward’s creepiness….come on. It’s not a good look.

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5. Edward watching Bella sleep

It never stops.


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Are you noticing the trend yet?


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3. All that tree jumpin’

This is obviously a ripoff of “Empire Strikes Back,” without the obvious sex appeal of Yoda. Oh, and very meh CGI.


2. The Cullens

What a strange, strange family.


1. Vampire baseball

It was always vampire baseball, despite the fact that our heroes seem to have a very loose grasp of the rules. Plus, there’s almost a brawl. Still waiting for the “ESPN 30 for 30” on this game.



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