‘A Christmas Prince’: the holiday crash you can’t look away from

Can something be so mediocre it’s captivating? It’s a question we’re still grappling with after watching Netflix’s “A Christmas Prince,” a beat-for-beat Hallmark-style Christmas movie released in November. “A Christmas Prince” is by no means good. Stale acting, laughable dialogue, predictable plot points and unrealistic happenings deck the halls of this flick. But somehow, the…

Bad Movie World is back, and we’re FINALLY starting a podcast

Hello bad movie lovers near and far. Did you miss us? Don’t answer that. Fortunately, no apocalyptic event has yet occurred, and though it’s institutions are slowly crumbling into the uncontrollably expanding ocean, the United States still remains in-tact. And as long as we’re still around, we might as well be spending our precious and…

Five reasons we’re pumped for ‘The Disaster Artist’

“I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh, hi Mark.” These Tommy Wiseau words ring in our ears as some of the best in bad movie history, and they come from the only film that has earned five-out-of-five Cages on our Cage-O’Meter: “The Room.”…

‘Troll 2’: OH MY GAAAAAHD, a review

Since the dawn of the YouTube era, several clips and gifs from 1990 B-Movie classic “Troll 2” have made their way to numerous Facebook walls and Twitter feeds. But how many people have actually sat through the film? For the sake of humanity, we hope not many. But for those who enjoy bad movie magic,…

Five bad moments in the Sam Raimi ‘Spider-Man’ trilogy

When Sam Raimi’s “Spider-Man” was released in 2002, there was no Marvel Cinematic Universe, no Avengers and no Heath Ledger Joker. Additionally, Tom Holland was five years old (let that sink in). There was just a 27-year-old man playing a high schooler, a legendary performance from J.K. Simmons, phenomenal direction from Mr. Raimi and of course,…

‘Transformers: ‘The Last Knight:’ please be the last

This will not be one of those reviews arguing a winding point-of-view, complete with peaks, valleys and interesting surprises. This film is trash from front to back, not remotely interesting and not worth anyone’s time. The review will probably follow suit (but we’ll oblige anyway). “Transformers: The Last Knight” was made by a man who…

Six Things So Wrong (and So Horribly Right) with 2004’s ‘Catwoman’

If 1997’s masterpiece of trash cinema “Batman & Robin” invented the big schlocky comic book disaster, 2004’s “Catwoman” is its spiritual sequel. Having more in common with “Days of Our Lives” than with the Dark Knight, it’s pure catnip for the garbage-loving enthusiasts among us. In short, it’s a movie about an introverted woman finding…

“Code of Honor”: as generic as it gets.

To start, neither of us have ever seen a Steven Seagal movie prior to “Code of Honor,” so we didn’t really know what to expect. What we got was an incredibly predictable action movie with groan inducing cliches occurring so frequently that within 10 minutes we both had entirely filled out our Action-Movie Bingo cards….

“Sharknado”: stupidity defined

To say that this film is brainless is an incredibly easy thing to do. However, “Sharknado” intends it fully, and isn’t afraid to be laughed at. This film helped to usher on a new wave of b-movies for us to enjoy, so for that, we are grateful. At its core, Syfy’s unlikely TV-movie hit is…

‘Twilight’: our top 10 worst moments

“Twilight” is composed of many mediocre moments and characters. Here is our top 10 list: 10. Derek Trucks Vampire Ok, so I guess his name is actually James or something, but we really enjoy this young ponytail’s mediocre villainy. He decided he was going to take out Bella after smelling her at a baseball game…

‘American Poltergeist’: a horror of incompetence

Looking for a film with the incompetence of “The Room” without the humor, attempting to be a horror? Look no further. “American Poltergeist” is one of the worst horror movies we have seen, and probably one of the worst ever made. Keep in mind that Jared went to see “The Grudge 2” in theaters when…

‘Twilight’: working the sulk

Be still, our throbbing hormones. Today, we reminisce on an awkward, alto high school girl and her pale vampire boyfriend, who’s stalking tendencies she somehow finds endearing. That’s right kids; it’s “Twilight.” Excluding the gaggles of high school bloodsuckers that rushed to the theater for the 2008 film, “Twilight” generally has a a poor reputation, and…